Match tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut ouverture

J’ai de la chance ! J’avais tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut de cette Coupe du monde et il en va de même pour les matches. Afrique du Sud – Mexique a donc tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut sur terre africaine et l’hôte a été tenu en échec sur le score de tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.

1. Le résumé.Si les Suisses Champions du monde M17 deviennent tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut la volée mexicaine sacrée en 2007 dans la même catégorie d’âge, on va bien tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut. Les attaquants d’Amérique du Nord, euh centrale, enfin je sais plus, se sont tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut incalculable d’occasions, mais comme contre les Pays-tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut l’Angleterre en matches amicaux, dominer n’est pas gagner. L’Afrique du Sud a ouvert le score par Tshabalala – non, ce n’est pas le chant des supporters suisses-allemands de la Nati – tandis que les Mexicains tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.

2. L’homme du match.
Aaron Mokoena a coûté les trois points à son équipe. Le tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut le hors-jeu et trois Mexicains se sont retrouvés seul devant tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut à la 79ème minute.
3. La buse du match.
Oscar Perez, le portier tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut. Pas sûr dans ses sorties aériennes, le nain de service tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut au pied et aurait pu coûter cher à tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.
4. Le tournant du match.
Mphela s’en va tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut à la 90ème minute sur un long ballon balancé au hasard. L’ancien joueur de Strasbourg tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut le cuir et voit son envoi être repoussé par le tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.

5. Le geste technique du match.
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6. Le geste pourri du match.
Clairement le poussage de tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut Vela en première mi-temps. Celui-ci semblait se diriger sans son aide tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, mais l’attaquant d’Arsenal, hors-jeu tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut de son coéquipier, voulait trop bien faire. Au final, ce qui devait être l’ouverture du score et tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.
7. L’analyse tactique.
On peut jouer comme Barcelone, évoluer avec un joueur du Barça (Marquez) et tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut catalan (Dos Santos), dominer aussi outrageusement tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut d’Espagne, mais se faire crucifier bêtement et perdre deux points dans l’aventure comme des «Bleus» (n’y voyez là tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut sur l’équipe de France…).

8. L’anecdote.
Bert van Marwijk, le sélectionneur tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, en a déjà plein le cul des vuvuzelas. Le Néerlandais les a interdites tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut entraînement, car il n’arrivait pas à se faire entendre de ses joueurs.
9. La minute Pierre-Alain Dupuis.
Philippe Von Burg : «Une image très parlante.»
10. La rétrospective du prochain match.
France – Uruguay, un match qui va faire rêver tout le monde. Lloris et Toulalan vont de nouveau se moquer de leurs coéquipiers, Ribéry ne va pas faire de passes à Anelka parce qu’il peut pas le sentir, Gourcuff va jouer tout seul parce que personne peut le saquer et Domenech va dire qu’il est heureux du match nul parce que c’est mieux qu’une défaite, mais quand même un peu moins bien qu’une victoire. Surtout sur le plan comptable.